Posted 1 day ago

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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Posted 1 day ago

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Posted 1 day ago

i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(Source: quibbs)

Posted 1 day ago

difficulting:

clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life

(Source: uncondense)

Posted 1 day ago

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

(Source: weirdlyweirdingalong)

Posted 1 day ago

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(Source: muareen)

Posted 1 day ago

bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica:

This was seriously the best prank

Posted 1 day ago

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

Posted 1 day ago

5sostrum:

i dont know what is happening in this picture but i feel it

Posted 1 day ago